Mom: Love gotchas. The pretend manager at work got told by the real manager that I was right. Full of myself today. Ok now I’ll give humility a try. No. Feels weird. Never mind.
Me: Lol… Did you scream “IN YO FACE!!”? Because you should have.
Mom: I said reeeeeally loud “so I was right?”.
Me: That’s pretty much the equivalent for you. :D
Regarding organized trash picking up…
Me: With the $ they’re spending on Tshirts and lunch couldnt they just pay someone to pick up trash?
Mom: You have way to much logic. Not as much fun to just give money to those who need it.
Me: Hmm. White ppl problems.
Mom: It is a burden that’s not often addressed. Unless you’re a republican
Me: The slats under Max’s bed have been broken for awhile. Last night I sat on it and fell through. Max goes… I have to sleep on the floor bc your big body broke my… I looked at him with my jaw dropped… He goes… Actually… Your body isn’t big. Lol… Learning fast.
Mom: Lolol!!! My boy wants to live.
Me: Sometimes it’s hard to decide what Jesus would do… So I’ve started just eliminating the things I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t do like I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t choke the sh!t out of someone or devise a long, complicated plan to quietly make their life miserable. I think it’s def a positive step forward.
Mom: Lol! I always want to tell people that I haven’t run over in the parking lot— Do you realize what a good and tolerant person I am? Do you!!?