After sending her a pic of me after running the jailbreak….
Mom: Go Manda!!!
Me: I peed myself… I wanted to pretend like it was that whole marathoner thing where you lose control of ur functions but we were only like a 1/4 of mile in. Luckily the next obstacle was the sprinklers so no one was the wiser.
Mom: Lmao. Don’t go Manda!!
Me: Just bought GWDT!!!
Mom: Sorry I’m blank. All I can think of is Gone With Da Tomatoes. I don’t thnk that’s right.
Regarding an upcoming cupcake order…
Me: I need Dutch process cocoa! Oh.. And elephants are stupid!
Mom: Didn’t I bring you my cocoa? And yes they’re stupid. And very forgetful no matter what you’ve heard.
Me:
Me: Fried foods can cause acne.
Bai: I haven’t been eating fried foods lately.
Me: Yes you have.
Bai: I know.
Mom:
Ayayay he’s wonderful
Me:
And you’re Hispanic?
Mom:
Cld be. You know how I love the music n the food.
Me:
Yeah but you also like African, Irish and Russian music so I’m not actually convinced that means anything. Or you’ve got the most interesting heritage ever.
Mom:
That’s what I’m talking about. Not saying Mama got around or anything. Just think my gene pool is the world.
The bad part of living alone is when you go back for third helping there’s no one to say “really?”.
Btw that’s also the good part.
Me: I was behind a car on the way home that had a big sticker for some church across their back windshield plus another cross sticker and then a bumper sticker that said “Work harder… Millions on welfare are depending on you”. Some ppl just don’t get it.
Mom: Was it God do you think?
Me: Nah.. It was like a used Honda. I picture God driving a caddy.
Mom: At least
Had Thnksgvng lunch today. Put drops in eyes b4 got in line. They thght I ws crying and gave me more food. Sweet.
